But enough is enough. I'm sick of wearing flat shoes. running shoes. flip flops. SICK. It's not that there isn't a place for such shoes. I still wear them on a daily basis. But only because I HAVE to.
You know, chasing babies is much harder in heels than in flats. Boring yucky flats.
So I was on facebook, and an ad came up for this shoe site. It looked interesting to me. So I checked it out. A shoe of the month club. Whatdayaknow! How cool is this?!
So, I joined. When do I get the chance to even shop for shoes, other than at Target, anymore??
The shoe site is called, wait for it, Shoedazzle. The name is even cheesy. Shoe Dazzle. And wait until you see all the tranny shoes that await your feet! They copy designer shoes and also have some other brand. I think it's Michael Antonio. Anyhoo, I got a pair the other week that are a knockoff of Louboutian. And they look better than the CB version. Seriously.
Now, here's where it gets interesting. I am now addicted to buying extremely high heels from Shoedazzle. Tranny shoes, as I like to call them. I know that high heels and platforms are actually very much in style right now. But, at first it seemed, I don't know...in poor taste...buying such high ass tranny shoes. Now, I love them and cannot stop.
I will attach pictures at some later time. But dear lord in heaven, I have a serious tranny shoe problem.
Their facebook page is hysterical. If I want a good laugh, reading that fan page will bring me one every darn time. It's hard to describe to a guy- but as a girl, there are things that bring out the meow in us-men, other women and fashion.
Most of the shoes are not real leather-which I suppose would be a bonus if you are a vegan. I'm not, but it's what keep them cheap as shiz. And, they are shoes you won't see everywhere. Because they are TRANNY SHOES!!!!! Ok, they really aren't tranny shoes, they ARE very sexy.
Here's the thing. Your man will love to see you in them. Seriously. High heels elevate your jeans and little cute top to an all new level. But not any shoes. SEXY TRANNY SHOES! Trust me on this ladies, really.
If you are bored with your closet, go to that shoedazzle.com site, fill out the little questionnaire, and see what sorts of tranny shoes you get. They will send you new choices each month-so it's like a party in your email inbox every month! Whoopeee!!! If you don't like the choices you get, you can get a new set of choices sent to you. I have two accounts-via two emails so I get twice the tranny shoe fun each month.
You may think that I have lost my mind. But I am just tired of feeling and looking like a frumpyblah mommy. So having these tranny shoes makes me feel like that side of me, that hotgoingouthavingfun side of me isn't dead and gone, just hibernating.
And then, when we get a sitter to watch the kids, I pick out a pair of tranny shoes and teeter happily out the door holding on for dear life to my hubby.